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You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% cotton face\u003cbr\u003e• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e• Self-fabric patch on the back\u003cbr\u003e• Matching flat drawstrings\u003cbr\u003e• 3-panel hood\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Pakistan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Traceability:\u003cbr\u003e- Weaving—Pakistan\u003cbr\u003e- Dyeing—Pakistan\u003cbr\u003e- Manufacturing—Pakistan\u003cbr\u003e• Contains 0% recycled polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Contains 0% dangerous substances\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003eOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. 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